Originally by: Palmer Eldritch

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I need to make this fairly brief as I have work to do but I'll give a high level overview of what's gone down and what we're planning. I don't want to give too much detail at this time as I don't want to give away any more surprises.

Yesterday we drove a ****ing pickup truck packed with confetti explosives into BoB's ass. There is nothing they can do to recover from this gracefully. The spy was turned honestly and CCP will not save them. This morning I wardecced every major corp in the former BoB alliance to choke their retreat and keep them locked out of a new alliance. So now my Goons, the time has come to claim our birthright.

As of this moment every single member of Goonswarm is ordered to 319 in Delve. I want this done FAST. I want as good a market set up as we can, but we won't be too far from empire. Actually the logistics should be simpler than reinforcing our own current space.

Beginning immediately we are going to finish reinforcing the CSAAs, then tower the **** out of EVERYTHING. We are going to onquer their stations and hold their region.

For 3 years now we have all secretly prepared for the time to conquer Delve. That time is now and it will become our home. NOL will be our capital and from there we will create a new Goontopia with hilariously broken NPC space where Everygoon may have a free meal.

Work your best to secure your assets. Look back on our former homeland in the south with fondness but without regret. We will do our best to transition our assets in a reasonable manner but know now that the end result is a new home in Delve, and the cessation of all claims in our current southern regions.

We have sewn the seeds of chaos and now it is time to claim what we have all worked so hard to earn. Everything else be damned. The South is now Old Syndicate, with Syndicate becoming Old Old Syndicate. Delve is New Syndicate, and the ****ing goonwagon, filled with simpering ******s rolls on its rims into 319.

Shock and awe and buttes. Delve is ours for the taking.

Details will be found in your op postings. Work with your fellow goon to help him as he needs with jumproutes and logistical aid. I believe in you as I always have. Goonspeed.

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Originally by: Algey

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Originally by: The Mittani

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you made this thread to distract people from you getting obliterated by hardin over here didn't you

its ok you can admit it we're all friedns~~~

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Is that the post where Hardin gets the leader of U'K wrong, and takes the word always out of context, even though the prior sentence clearly points out we were working with A before the blobfest, which was the context of the sentence.

You would make far more ground on a "muhaha we've always beaten you ex ISS types" rant, and it'd be funnier.

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